Crowley sighed and looked at all the piles of books in Aziraphale’s book shop.
“How can you work like this? There’s paper everywhere!” Crowley said, gesturing around him.
Aziraphale smiled weakly.
“It’s my business!” he replied.
Crowley snorted.
“When was the last time you sold a book?”
Aziraphale shifted uncomfortably.
“1942,” he replied.
Crowley laughed.
“More book collection storage than shop, then!”
Aziraphale sighed.
“Now we’ve prevented the Apocalypse, I have no excuse,” he said.
“I have to get to grips with the shop paperwork. I haven’t done anything with it since 1973.”
Crowley nodded.
“And you’ll have to get all the paperwork sorted for the rare book fair you’re organising, won’t you?”
Aziraphale looked stunned: “How did you know about that?”
Crowley sniggered: “I have my sources in the book world. You’d be surprised…
“Anyway, I think I might be able to help you.”
Aziraphale replied: “I don’t want anything demonic. I’m in enough trouble right now.”
Crowley nodded.
“No, it’s all above board and very human. It’s online compliance software I’ve started using for the golf tournaments we organise. We’re getting ready for Martyn’s Law which will give events organisers and venues more duties to protect the public against terrorism and it’s ideal for that.”
Aziraphale smiled: “Well, I knew golf wasn’t one of ours! What does this software do exactly?”
Crowley took out a laptop and flipped it open.
“Here, you can see all our records showing we comply with health and safety regulations, environmental rules, and data protection law. It’s easy to use even for someone stuck in the 19th century such as yourself! It works wherever there’s an internet connection…”
Aziraphale snorted: “The internet! Well, that’s one of ours but your side has taken over large parts of it!”
Crowley shook his head: “Neither of us have a side any longer, do we? We’re both in trouble with our respective bosses.”
Aziraphale nodded: “What’s this software called?”
Crowley replied: “Mango.”
Aziraphale laughed.
“Now, did you know naming the fruit that was my idea? I’ve always liked the way it sounded and mangoes are delicious, aren’t they?”
Crowley shuddered.
“Too sweet for my taste. I’ll stick to the software!”
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